C’ooks Lane Haunted Attractions

........Dangerously Deranged Since 2006

You first heard about Jeremiah “Pa” Crone back in 2008, and of his family’s reign of terror over the residents of Ennismore Township dating back to October 1957.

Then, in 2009, you learned of The Game, created by the Mastermind as the ultimate social experiment. After butchering a cameraman and abducting a reporter, he taunted you to come out to C’ooks Lane and play “cat and mouse” in order to save the dear reporter.

And now the REAL fun begins. The Mastermind almost eluded capture, in the end, but was subdued with a generous amount of chloroform gas lobbed in a canister through the rear door of his “funhouse” on C’ooks Lane and taken into custody for psychiatric evaluation. Justice was served swiftly, and the Mastermind was sentenced to live his remaining days in the care of the good staff of Woodlands, a facility for the criminally insane.

But revenge is a dish best served cold....and our antagonist wasn’t long in disposing of the confines of his cell and promptly assuming control of the inmates of Woodlands Manor. The staff, not able to safely control him, have settled for “containing” him within the four walls of the facility.

Our murderous foe is threatening to be on the lam again soon. In the meantime, guests, staff, and prisoners alike go missing daily. And inhuman screams and maniacal laughter eminate from the facility nightly. The authorities are urging those without business in the area to stay well away after dark, not to pick up hitchhikers in the area at any time, and cease travel to this place.

And yet they keep coming in droves..........